OTHER WEDDINGS ARE AVAILABLE ........Linda Mitchelmore

Anyone unaware the UK (and in particular HM The Queen) hosted a Royal Wedding last weekend must have been on some other planet. Love the royals or not (and just for the record I am an unapologetic royalist), I couldn't help thinking the whole shebang was a bit Mills & Boon romance come to life. I am not knocking Mills & Boons, their publications or their authors, but there do seem to be a lot of words like wedding and bride, and more than a few royals in their titles. I Googled 'brides in book titles' and there were hundreds of them!

One of the first short stories I ever had published was set around a wedding. I think I called it 'The Guest List' or somesuch. It involved a bride whose parents had divorced acrimoniously and her mother was adamant she did not want her ex-husband (father of said bride) to be there. But the bride and her father hatched a plan so he could be part of her big day - he was the chauffeur of the wedding car. I wrote it as a twist in the tale and it was huge fun to do.

In my 'Emma' trilogy (Choc Lit - 'TO TURN FULL CIRCLE', 'EMMA, THERE'S NO TURNING BACK', 'EMMA AND HER DAUGHTER') my heroine, Emma Le Goff, has three weddings. The first is a faux wedding. After the local vicar refused to marry her and Seth Jago (the hero of the piece) she has a dilemma - she dearly wants to spend the rest of her life with Seth but she is fiery and spirited and doesn't like being dictated to by a bigoted vicar. So she arranges a sham wedding - a set of photographs, she in bridal attire with bouquet, is taken at a remote rural church, the photographs displayed on Emma's mantelpiece for anyone calling to see - a very brave move for the times ... early 1900s. Emma's second wedding is only alluded to as she prepares to sail for Canada with Seth and his (but not hers) baby daughter, Fleur. She buys flowers for a bridal bouquet before boarding the ship intent on asking the captain to marry them. The third of Emma's weddings takes places - after a lot of twists and turns and problems and heartbreak - when she returns to the UK a widow. When writing that scene, this is the headdress I saw that inspired the dress Emma (a gifted dressmaker with her own atelier) would make for herself for her wedding to Matthew Caunter.

Like I said, there were hundreds of book titles with weddings as a theme. And I was surprised at the diversity of authors who have written some of them. Here's Debbie Macomber

And Kate Mosse.

My soon-to-be-published first title for HarperCollins, SUMMER AT 23 THE STRAND, is a series of linked short stories. And yes, weddings feature. One of my characters is a jilted bride. Another character's life is on a downward spiral but she struggles to regain control so she can attend her son's wedding. And a third features a couple recently in receipt of their bus passes who are having a secret wedding ...... why? Well, why not buy the book and find out?

So, that's weddings for you ..... but as we all know organizing a wedding is the easy bit ...... the marriage that comes after is what requires the hard work. Cynic? Moi?

The Emperor's New Clothes

Where I will be facing my fears...
Image courtesy of Kenneth Allen via Geograph
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I’m in a state of some considerable confusion right now, and it’s all because of something I ought to be tremendously excited about. I’ve been asked to do some library talks. 

You might think I should be leaping about for joy, but the idea of it stressed me out so much that when I’d sent the email saying I’d do it I had to go away and eat a bar of chocolate to recover. Let me tell you: that isn’t normal for me. 

Realistically, there shouldn’t be a problem. I don’t mind talking. (Ask anyone who knows me.) In a previous life I worked in economic consultancy and — apart from one terrible occasion when I succumbed to a coughing fit and had to be brought a glass of water — I positively enjoyed standing up in front of sometimes-not-very-friendly panels and being cross-examined on the finer details. I even have fond memories of some of my smarter replies to some of the questions (along with some less fine moments, but I prefer ti forget those).

This is different because it involves talking about me, my creative process, my productivity and that old chestnut, my path to publication. It’s one thing doing that over cup of coffee with a friend. We can all do that. But this is different, because it’s in front of people I don’t know. Like every other writer I know, I suffer from impostor syndrome and wake up every day believing that today is the day the world will realise that I can’t write at all, that finding a publisher was luck way beyond justice and that self-publishing is an act of suicidal vanity. 

What if they begin to whisper? What of one among them, like the wise child in the tale of the Emperor’s New Clothes, points their finger at me and says the unsayable? “Look at the Emperor! He has no clothes on!”

Is it possible to die of humiliation? 

I’ll let you know.

DESERT ISLAND FAVOURITES...

Hello! This week it’s time for one of our light hearted team posts and as summer is fast approaching and thoughts turn to sea and sand, we are following the format of the BBC Radio 4 programme Desert IslandDiscs. Each week, a guest (or castaway) is invited by the host, Kirsty Young, to share the eight recordings, one luxury item and book they would choose to take to a desert island. They are also given a Bible (or religious text of their choice) along with the complete works of Shakespeare. As this is a blog about books and writing we’ve limited our castaways’ selection to one book and a luxury item. It was fun discovering what the team decided to bring along. 

Also, we would love to hear which book and luxury you consider essential for life on a desert island...

Here’s what our castaways chose. Hope you enjoy -

Victoria - 

I have come to the conclusion that I must be a very practical person, as the first book and

Forever Amber
by Kathleen Winsor

luxury item that came to mind was How to Stay Alive by Bear Grylls and a pair of scissors. However, as this is more of a fun question and my life does not really depend upon my choice, I think I would take ForeverAmber by Kathleen Winsor as my book choice. Amber St. Clare uses her wits, beauty and courage to climb from her humble beginnings to the highest position a woman could achieve in Restoration England – mistress to King Charles II. She experiences terrible suffering, the great plague, the fire of London and more.  It is a long book (which will keep me entertained), an historical (perfect for escaping the present), interesting (the historical detail is fascinating) and it has a romance at its core (which is my favourite genre). When it was published in 1944 it was initially banned by 14 states in the US and condemned by the Catholic Church for its supposedly explicit content, (sex outside marriage, illegitimacy and abortion). Despite these valiant attempts to keep readers safe from being corrupted, it soon became a bestseller.  Amber is a feisty heroine and a survivor, so hopefully her qualities will also inspire me if I should find myself a castaway.

Pillow Menu

And my luxury item?  It would have to be a pillow. I can sleep almost anywhere as long as I have a decent pillow. However, if Bear Grylls didn’t mind being classed as an item, I would quite happily take him so he could share his knowledge on survival with me … as I said before, I am a practical person and taking him with me would be purely for survival reasons … honest.

(How about choosing the perfect pillow from a luxury pillow menu, Victoria?)

Jennifer - 

A book? Just one book, out of the many millions

published and the thousands I’ve read and enjoyed but would like to read again? Now that’s a challenge. 

I think I’m going to go right out of my usual genre and choose something that ticks a lot of boxes. Now that I’m older and I’ve left fairy tales behind, I don’t read fantasy, but when I was younger I loved it.  My mum used to read aloud to my sister and myself and I remember sitting on the sofa next to her while she read from The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings.

It’s The Lord of the Rings I’m going to go for. It’s more than just a cracking story of good and evil with a cast of heroes and villains, wizards, elves and underdogs triumphing against the odds. Its rooted in the history of the culture in which I was brought up, with its Celtic and Nordic traditions, its dwarves and its dragons, its simple hobbits in their shires, its mysteries forests and dark mountains and its mist-wreathed stone circles and barrows, their ghosts banished by valour and good sound common sense. It’s the ultimate comfort blanket of a trilogy and there’s no other candidate for my desert island book.

And my luxury? I don’t suppose I’ll be allowed a pen and paper, so can I please be allowed a radio or, failing that, can you somehow arrange Twitter updates on the progress of my favourite sports?

(A radio is yours, Jennifer)

Linda – 

Over the years (rather a lot of them now!!) I've read many, many novels but I never read the same

The Summer of
Impossible Things

one twice - even the ones I've loved at the time of reading. I think the reason for this is I did selected English Literature at 'O' level and George Eliot's Silas Marner was the set book ... I hated it then on the first reading but was forced to read it at least three times and that experience has stuck with me. So ... what I would do is take a book I haven't yet read, and I'd choose my latest purchase which I'm assuming I'd have in my bag when cast adrift on the high seas. For me that is Rowan Coleman's, The Summer of Impossible Things - 'If you could change the past, would you? How far would you go to save the person you love?'  I've been waiting for it to come out in paperback and now it has. The title would be apt for a desert island because everything I'd have to face would seem impossible to begin with probably, although not only in the summer!

Inter-dental brushes

And my luxury item? Well, it's going to have to be inter-dental brushes. I'm sure there would be mint of some sort that could be mixed with fine sand to make a rudimentary toothpaste, and possibly I could shred a twig to make makeshift bristles for a toothbrush but I'd need the real McCoy for in between my teeth. I mean, I'm assuming that George Clooney would be rescuing me in his yacht and I would have to kiss him as a thank you, wouldn't I??

(We’d hate for you to miss out on a kiss from George Clooney, Linda, so the inter-dental brushes are yours!)

Terry - 

Choosing one book proved difficult for me. My first thought drew me to The Thirteenth Tale by Diane Setterfield, a perennial favourite novel that embodies Gothic tropes to perfection. I've read this book over and over. The audio version is sublime. But in the spirit of maintaining my sanity while I'm "cast away", I'm choosing The Woman's Encyclopedia of Myths and Secrets. At least when i am stranded

I'll have hours of reading. Here's the blurb from Amazon:

Do You Know...

• where the legend of a cat's nine lives comes from?
• why "mama" is a word understood in nearly all languages?
• how the custom of kissing began?
• whether there really was a female pope?
• why Cinderella's glass slipper was so important to the Prince?

The answers to these and countless other intriguing questions are given in this compulsively readable, feminist encyclopedia. Twenty-five years in preparation, this unique, comprehensive sourcebook focuses on mythology, anthropology, religion and sexuality to uncover precisely what other encyclopedias leave out or misrepresent. The Woman's Encyclopedia presents the fascinating stories behind word origins, legends, superstitions, and customs. A browser's delight and an indispensable resource, it offers 1350 entries on magic, witchcraft, fairies, elves, giants, goddesses, gods, and psychological anomalies such as demonic possession; the mystical meanings of sun, moon, earth, sea, time, and space; ideas of the soul, reincarnation, creation and doomsday; ancient and modern attitudes towards sex, prostitution, romance, rape, warfare, death and sin, and more.
Tracing these concepts to their prepatriarchal origins, Barbara G. Walker explores a 'thousand

hidden pockets of history and custom in addition to the valuable material recovered by archaeologists, orientalist, and other scholars."
Not only a compendium of fascinating love and scholarship, The Woman's Encyclopedia is a revolutionary book that offers a rare opportunity for both women and men to see our cultural heritage in a fresh light, and draw upon the past for a more humane future.

As for my luxury item: I need a comfortable bed. I am an utter grouch if I don't sleep well.

(And we want you to enjoy your time on the island, Terry – a bed it is)

Jennie - 

My desert island book has to be Katherine by Anya Seton.

Published over 60 years ago it’s a real classic that I’ve read and re-read so many times I’ve lost count.  It’s a book that has been on my bookshelf for at least thirty years and one I never stop telling people to read if they like historical fiction. 

Katherine, born the daughter of a humble herald, was betrothed to an obscure knight but was loved by a prince. She became the mistress of John of Gaunt, then his wife and the ancestress of the Tudor Kings of England. The story of her life and love is set against a superbly recreated pageant of 14th century England.

Katherine was the book that made me really, really want to write historicals. I’ve always loved research and I spent a lot of time (years) reading up on English history. But sadly after several years I decided that I’d never have the expertise to write a historical novel. There is so much more than known historical dates to get right: clothes, dialogue, behaviour, atmosphere etc. I bow to all the writers who do it well.

The cover picture of my tattered paperback is too faded to photograph so the one here is from the modern edition.(I personally don’t think this cover gives a true flavour of the book.) If you’ve never read it and like historical novels, do grab a copy, find your own bit of desert and enjoy.

For my luxury item, please may I have my husband? He’d have a shelter built, food collected and probably be planning to lash a raft together for escape before you could say Robinson Crusoe - and all that in itself would be luxury enough.

(I’m not certain Kirsty Young would allow a person, Jennie, but we’re more lenient on our desert island!)

Rae - 

If I’m only allowed to bring one book then it has to be one that evokes lots of memories, which would be my childhood, hardback edition of The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett. It’s survived a number of house moves and spent some time in packing boxes, so it’s a robust little thing, which should do well against the sun and sand, and possibly even waves. When I open it, my maiden name, with Christmas 1977 alongside, is neatly written in large rounded lettering, a happy reminder of innocent times spent reading under the bedclothes by torchlight. It also reminds me of more recent cosy times with a son cuddled into each side. When we first settled down to reading it, I wasn’t sure it was something my boys would enjoy, but they did.

We meet Mary, a spoilt young orphan returned from India to the wild Yorkshire moors, to live in her uncle’s deserted manor house. At first she feels utterly alone (as I would on a desert island!) but over time she tames a secret walled garden, makes friends with a local boy, Dickon, and discovers her cousin Colin, who she helps nurse to health through a love of nature and books. This would give me hope of perhaps stumbling across a helpful Man Friday, or Girl Friday, come to that!

And if my spirits really began to dip, there always the colour plates to look at, pictures of Mary and Dickon in the garden.

As for my luxury item, well I’d have to rely on my time spent in the Girl Guides to get me through life

on a desert island and would certainly have a stab at building and lighting a fire, as well as gathering vines to lash together some basic shelter, but I reckon all that would take a toll on my hands. So my luxury item would have to be some hand cream. And since we’re talking luxury, may I have some Molton Brown’s Pink Pepperpod replenishing hand cream? – Giant size, please!

Now it’s over to you, please share which book and luxury item would make life sweet on a desert island…

Thanks for dropping by. Until next time,

Rae